Im not being offensive, I really just need this translated. Please dont take offense. I need "fondle my guns and lick me hard", translated in Irish Gaelic.

Rather literally:
Muirnigh mo chuid gunnaí agus ligh mé (go) crua.

If you mean to lick you(r gun) to become hard: crua (without go).
If you mean to lick with force: go crua, if you mean to lick carefully: go cúramach.


Lá sona Mhuire gan Smál dhaoibh