You can always try Manx

Inglish shud (h)av bien rie-writen, orthoegraficali, yierz agoe soe dheir wud'v bien much les ov dhe problemz yue sie nau

ie =í, ei =é, ue =ú, a =ae, oe =ó, aw =á, dh =ð, th =þ


As an aside, I've an excel sheet I was given of over 70,000 phrases in both Irish and English, and some people might get value out of it, all taken from the breis.foclóir site. Would be nice to upload it here


Manx is taking the piss with that nonsense way it is written. If it were done right, you'd have Scottish and Irish people buying some of their books, and who knows, it might even begin to be used as an easier learner language

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